What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 00:07

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.